![]() 05/05/2016 at 13:06 • Filed to: Pen Names | ![]() | ![]() |
All authors need a cool pen name, so tell us yours! All you need to do is take an alphanumeric name and throw out the numbers. Then, take a model with a proper name and attach it to the end. My personal favorites are “D.B. Vanquish,” and, “T.L. Toureg.”
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Monte Goman
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A. A. Tell
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Cal Zonegolem
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How does Ronald T. Wingo sound?
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Monte Go Mango
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C.L. Polo, Senator S.L. Taunus, Kadett T.L. Clio, Admiral C. Fox, Diplomat G.L. Ascona,
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G.T. Abarth
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D. Eeznuts
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It should probably be I.B. Clueless but I’m going to go with Ford Fullsize.
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T.T. Hummer
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Darby Crash
(will anyone get this?)
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G.T. Cefiro
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Ray Wert.
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Thepeni Smightier
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Vin Stang Mcslidey
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The Penis Mightier?
All my life I’ve waited to meat you.
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L.I. GranCoupe xDrive
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S.E.G.T. Asuna
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G.T. Interceptor
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When I was editor of Boston BMW CCA’s newsletter, I wrote a column called “Bimmerscopes.” They were horoscopes revolving around cheesy horrible car puns. To make it as fluffy new agey as possible, for this column I used the pen name “Lady Dixi Isetta.” For real.
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D.B. Cooper.
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K.R. Messerschmitt
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“YOU SPIT ON DARBY CRASH!”
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Dude was kind of a punk rock genius. I’ve always been grateful I got to see the Germs before he offed himself. Sure would’ve been neat to hear what else he might have written. Smack is whack, man.
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AMG Fleetwood
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I never had the chance to see any of the old-school punk bands except Bad Religion - and both Henry Flag and Keith Flag when they did that reunion stuff in the mid 2000s...
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You win.
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P.T. Wingle
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S.O. Sloh
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F. U. The BMW Individual 7-Series THE NEXT 100 YEARS
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puta madre